Life Is Not Fair To Men

Thought 1

When we are born, our mother's get the
compliments and the flowers.

When we are married, our brides get the
presents and the publicity.

When we die, our widows get the life
insurance.

What do women want to be liberated from?


Thought 2

The average man's life consists of

- twenty years of having his mother ask him
where he is going;

- forty years of having his wife ask the same
question;

- and at the end, the mourners wondering too.

Thought 3

A Man was walking down a street when he heard
a voice from behind:

"If you take one more step, a brick will fall
down on your head and
kill you."

The man stopped and a big brick fell right in
front of him.

The man was astonished. He went on, and after
a while he was going to

cross the road.

Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand
still! If you take one more
step a car will run over you, and you will
die."

The man did as he was instructed, just as a
car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.

"Where are you?" the man asked. "Who are
you?"

"I am your guardian angel," the voice
answered.

"Oh, yeah?" the man asked. "And where the
hell were you when I got married?"